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curl

Curlus vulgaris

What is curl?

A command-line tool for fetching URLs. Usually a person testing something. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as curl.

Temperament: blunt. Asks for one page. Gets one page. Leaves. Admirable, in a way.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
1 Oct 2026
Last seen
2 h ago
Visits today
30
This week
30
All time
30
Caught in the trap
Never
How to block curl ↓
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ curl/8.4.0

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

§ II.

How to block curl

curl does not read robots.txt, so a polite sign is wasted on it. Refuse it at your web server or firewall instead. User agents are easy to fake, so pair this with rate limiting.

nginx.conf
# robots.txt will not stop curl. Block it at the server.
# nginx
if ($http_user_agent ~* "curl") {
    return 403;
}

The same thing on Apache:

# Apache (.htaccess)
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} curl [NC]
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 30 / day
3 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/5
/ads.txt4
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 16:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
96.6%

Requested 1 disallowed pages out of 30 requests. Read robots.txt 3 times.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 2 on file, last 30 days
Ezee Fiber AS3584778%
Microsoft Corporation AS807522%
Countries
United States US78%
Netherlands NL22%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

2 Oct 202616:32. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /ads.txt and /. Departed.
2 Oct 2026Observed reading robots.txt in full. Complied with every word.
2 Oct 2026Visited 30 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
1 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Curlus vulgaris.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does curl respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 1 times out of 30 requests observed here.

Will blocking curl hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does curl visit?

Here, about 4 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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