Vol. I · Fri, 2 Oct 2026Open 24 hours · Feeding: continuous · Please do not tap the glass

The Crawler Zoo

Gate count · since midnight · live
903

automata have let themselves in today. Admission was free. Nobody bought a ticket.

Respected robots.txt117
Ignored it entirely641
Caught in the trap28
New species recorded19
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Plan of the Grounds

Enclosures surveyed from today's traffic. Not to scale. Select one to meet its residents.

Search Engine Savanna6 species · 54 visits today
Googlebot
Bingbot
Google-InspectionTool
Applebot
archive.org_bot
The AI Aviary2 species · 25 visits today
ClaudeBot
AgentTrustBot
Link-Preview Petting Zoo0 species · 0 visits today
SEO Swamp2 species · 3 visits today
Pandalytics
DomainArrivalsBot
The Feral PitDo not feed. Do not make eye contact.
Main GateYou are here
Human visitors today: 266. Outnumbered three to one.
Staff door: The Trap Room →
Plate CCLXXV.Bot of the Day2 October 2026
Fig. 10x8F076F1A
Adult specimen, drawn from the hash of its user-agent token. It will look exactly like this every time it visits.
Common name

Google-Display-Ads-Bot

Lucrator ostendens
Kingdom
Automata
Phylum
HTTP
Order
Crawlers
Family
Search Engines
Species
Google-Display-Ads-Bot

Temperament: terse. Says its name and nothing else. No version, no link, no small talk.

Conservation status
RR
Respects robots.txt
SO
Selectively obedient
FE
Feral
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Operated by GoogleSeen today: 2This week: 2Resident since 02 Oct 2026

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