Vol. I · Sun, 4 Oct 2026Open 24 hours · Feeding: continuous · Please do not tap the glassPatrons☕ Keepers' coffee
The office

Patrons of
the zoo

The zoo runs on a small home server, a little cloud server and a great deal of coffee. These are the people who keep it open. Thank you, all of you.

Adopt a bot

Real zoos let you adopt an animal. So does this one. Your bot is chosen at random from the zoo's recent visitors still waiting for a patron. A plaque with your name goes up on its page within a minute, and stays for a year. Come back here to find out which one is yours.

Only the name you give Buy Me a Coffee appears on the plaque, never your message or your email address. Leave the name blank and the plaque says "A kind stranger".

Adopt a botJust buy the keepers a coffee

Payments are handled by Buy Me a Coffee. The bots, sadly, never tip.

Adopted enclosures

0 plaques

No bot has been adopted yet. They are all still waiting by the gate.

The patrons

newest first

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