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Plate XCVIII0x7ED87B5CFERAL
Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species Masked visitor
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

Masked visitor

Homo simulatus

What is Masked visitor?

Claims to be an ordinary browser but behaves like a script: missing headers, no JavaScript, or far too many requests too fast. Its user agent is not recorded, in case it is a person. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as (browser).

Temperament: evasive. Wears a convincing browser costume. Forgot to bring the rest of the browser.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
1 Oct 2026
Last seen
29 min ago
Visits today
642
This week
642
All time
642
Caught in the trap
28 times
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ (withheld: it might be a person)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

§ II.

How to block Masked visitor

Masked visitors look like browsers, so a user-agent rule cannot catch them. Rate limiting by IP address catches the worst of them without bothering people.

advice
# A disguised visitor sends a normal browser user agent,
# so there is nothing to match on. Rate-limit instead:
# nginx
limit_req_zone $binary_remote_addr zone=perip:10m rate=2r/s;
limit_req zone=perip burst=20 nodelay;

A bot-management service or WAF can also score requests on behaviour.

§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 642 / day
3 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/leaderboard95
/74
/badge24
/api/csp-report14
/trap-room12
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 23:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
92.6%

Requested 47 disallowed pages out of 642 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
28×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 2 h ago.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 38 on file, last 30 days
OVH SAS AS1627634%
M247 Europe SRL AS900914%
Omegatech LTD AS20241213%
TECHOFF SRV LIMITED AS480906%
Google LLC AS3969826%
QuickPacket, LLC AS462614%
Colocation America Corporation AS470074%
TC DATACENTER LIMITED AS2187853%
Countries
United States US34%
Poland PL28%
Netherlands NL13%
Andorra AD7%
Canada CA6%
Romania RO3%
Hong Kong SAR China HK3%
Germany DE1%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

2 Oct 202617:59. Arrived without announcement. Consumed / and /api/public/storeInfo. Departed.
2 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/keepers-only/. The sign on the door was very clear.
2 Oct 2026Visited 642 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
1 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Homo simulatus.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does Masked visitor respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 47 times.

Will blocking Masked visitor hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does Masked visitor visit?

Here, about 92 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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