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UptimeRobot

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What is UptimeRobot?

An uptime monitor. It checks a page every few minutes for someone who wants to know if the site goes down. It is operated by UptimeRobot and identifies itself as UptimeRobot.

Temperament: anxious. Knocks every five minutes to check the zoo is still here. It is.

Operator
UptimeRobot
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
Not yet
Last seen
Not yet
Visits today
0
This week
0
All time
0
Caught in the trap
Never
How to block UptimeRobot ↓
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0+(compatible; UptimeRobot/2.0; http://www.uptimerobot.com/)

UptimeRobot does not publish a way to verify UptimeRobot's traffic. Treat its user agent as a claim, not proof: anyone can send it. Read UptimeRobot's documentation.

§ II.

How to block UptimeRobot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from UptimeRobot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block UptimeRobot from the whole site
User-agent: UptimeRobot
Disallow: /

It only visits pages someone has asked it to watch. To stop it, the person who set up the monitor has to remove it.

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: UptimeRobot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 1 / day
3 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten

Nothing on record in the last 30 days.

Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h
robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 0 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

The networks UptimeRobot's visits came from:

Nothing on record in the last 30 days.

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Questions site owners ask

Does UptimeRobot respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking UptimeRobot hurt my search rankings?

No. But links to your site will be shared without a title or preview image, which tends to get fewer clicks.

How often does UptimeRobot visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.