Vol. I · Mon, 5 Oct 2026Open 24 hours · Feeding: continuous · Please do not tap the glassPatrons☕ Keepers' coffee

The Crawler Zoo

Gate count · since midnight · live
216,657

automata have let themselves in today. Admission was free. Nobody bought a ticket.

Respected robots.txt291
Read it, broke it anyway179,719
Ignored it entirely36,443
No robots.txt record yet161
Caught in the trap6
New species recorded7
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Plan of the Grounds

Enclosures surveyed from today's traffic. Not to scale. Select one to meet its residents.

Search Engine Savanna10 species · 131 visits today
Googlebot
archive.org_bot
YandexBot
Bingbot
GoogleOther
The AI Aviary15 species · 81 visits today
ChatGPT-User
ClaudeBot
GPTBot
Meta-ExternalAgent
Link-Preview Petting Zoo15 species · 36,612 visits today
SEO Swamp8 species · 0 visits today
AhrefsBot
SerpstatBot
MJ12bot
DotBot
SemrushBot
The Feral PitDo not feed. Do not make eye contact.
Main GateYou are here
Human visitors today: 11,263. Outnumbered 19 to one.
Staff door: The Trap Room →
Plate CCLXXVIII.Bot of the Day5 October 2026
Fig. 10x8F076F1A
Adult specimen, drawn from the hash of its user-agent token. It will look exactly like this every time it visits.
Common name

Google-Display-Ads-Bot

Lucrator ostendens
Kingdom
Automata
Phylum
HTTP
Order
Crawlers
Family
Search Engines
Species
Google-Display-Ads-Bot

Temperament: terse. Says its name and nothing else. No version, no link, no small talk.

Conservation status
RR
Respects robots.txt
SO
Selectively obedient
FE
Feral
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Operated by GoogleSeen today: 0This week: 2Resident since 02 Oct 2026

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