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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species ShapBot
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ShapBot

Incertae sedis

What is ShapBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “ShapBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as ShapBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
3 Oct 2026
Last seen
7 h ago
Visits today
7,112
This week
14,777
All time
14,777
Caught in the trap
5 times
How to block ShapBot ↓
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko); compatible; ShapBot/0.1.0

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block ShapBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from ShapBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block ShapBot from the whole site
User-agent: ShapBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: ShapBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 7,665 / day
5 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…3,607
/favicon.ico16
/leaderboard11
/trap3
/trap/2
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 23:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
2.8%

Requested 14,356 disallowed pages out of 14,777 requests. Read robots.txt 2 times.

Trap Room record
5×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 7 h ago.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Google LLC AS396982100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

4 Oct 202600:20. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
4 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
3 Oct 2026Visited 7,665 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
3 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does ShapBot respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 14,356 times out of 14,777 requests observed here.

Will blocking ShapBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does ShapBot visit?

Here, about 2,111 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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