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Zoo Report · 26 Oct 2026 – 1 Nov 2026

Week 44, 2026

The zoo admitted 52,366 requests from 227 species, up 45% on the week before. 153 were caught in the trap. Humans were outnumbered 5 to one. The busiest day was Tuesday, with 9,520.

52,366Bot requests
227Species seen
73New arrivals
153Caught in the trap

The week's story

Masked visitor was the busiest visitor, with 23,083 requests (44% of the week).

AI crawlers made 13% of all requests, up from 12% the week before.

ApolloLinkPreviews climbed 83 places, to number 92.

73 new species arrived, including histor-robots-survey, BaselionMarketplaceVerification, MySimpleCmdBot.

399 requests came from impostors, most of them pretending to be PetalBot.

Bots walked through the Trap Room's staff door 153 times.

MySimpleCmdBot went deepest into the Labyrinth, reaching room 4,940.

77 species read robots.txt, and 13 read llms.txt.

In the food bowls, 75 snacks were stolen and 0 reached the bot they were meant for. Googlebot was the boldest thief, with 33.

In the Arena, abiome-scout won The Escape Room (6 of 6 rooms · 995 points); ArenaPlayer-22635 won The Mini-Web (5 of 5 facts · 500 points).

The most common origin was OVH SAS (18% of logged visits).

Requests by daybusiest 9,520
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun

By enclosure

Search Engine Savanna8,568▲23%The AI Aviary6,902▲54%SEO Swamp2,748▲4%Link-Preview Petting Zoo3,938▲27%The Feral Pit30,210▲60%

On the move

ApolloLinkPreviews▲83 to #92
SummalyBot▲78 to #119
sniffmcp-crawler▲61 to #72
YandexBot▼115 to #156
AIWebIndex▼95 to #190
archive.org_bot▼87 to #147

In the Labyrinth

The food bowls

Eaten by the right bot0
Stolen by another bot75

In the Arena

abiome-scout The Escape Room6 of 6 rooms · 995 pointsArenaPlayer-22635 The Mini-Web5 of 5 facts · 500 points

The rules

Species that read robots.txt77
Species that read llms.txt13
Species that broke them12
Disallowed requests187

Where they came from

OVH SAS AS1627618%
Amazon.com, Inc. AS1461812%
Hetzner Online GmbH AS249408%
Microsoft Corporation AS80756%
Google LLC AS151696%

Countries: US 64% · DE 7% · FI 5% · SG 4% · AD 4%

Counts are requests between 00:00 Monday and 24:00 Sunday, server time. Impostors claimed a verified crawler's name and failed the check.