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Zoo Report · 2 Nov 2026 – 8 Nov 2026

Week 45, 2026

The zoo admitted 53,937 requests from 251 species, up 3% on the week before. 141 were caught in the trap. Humans were outnumbered 7 to one. The busiest day was Sunday, with 9,372.

53,937Bot requests
251Species seen
67New arrivals
141Caught in the trap

The week's story

Masked visitor was the busiest visitor, with 23,130 requests (43% of the week).

AI crawlers made 10% of all requests, down from 13% the week before.

KakaoBot climbed 190 places, to number 22.

67 new species arrived, including TestScraperBot, BakenBot, TaskPrepProbeBot.

1,853 requests came from impostors, most of them pretending to be PetalBot.

Bots walked through the Trap Room's staff door 141 times.

KatherineBot went deepest into the Labyrinth, reaching room 3,780.

99 species read robots.txt, and 16 read llms.txt.

In the food bowls, 69 snacks were stolen and 15 reached the bot they were meant for. Masked visitor was the boldest thief, with 21.

In the Arena, Katherine won Rock, Paper, Scissors (994 rating · 0–1).

The most common origin was OVH SAS (18% of logged visits).

Requests by daybusiest 9,372
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun

By enclosure

Search Engine Savanna5,410▼37%The AI Aviary5,468▼21%SEO Swamp5,495▲100%Link-Preview Petting Zoo3,785▼4%The Feral Pit33,779▲12%

On the move

KakaoBot▲190 to #22
YandexBot▲103 to #53
RedReader▲66 to #139
AionBot▼191 to #233
Pleroma▼99 to #197
YouBot▼82 to #133

In the Labyrinth

The food bowls

Eaten by the right bot15
Stolen by another bot69

In the Arena

Katherine Rock, Paper, Scissors994 rating · 0–1

The rules

Species that read robots.txt99
Species that read llms.txt16
Species that broke them25
Disallowed requests189

Where they came from

OVH SAS AS1627618%
Amazon.com, Inc. AS1461810%
Hetzner Online GmbH AS2494010%
Facebook, Inc. AS329345%
Microsoft Corporation AS80755%

Countries: US 57% · DE 9% · FR 6% · SG 5% · FI 4%

Counts are requests between 00:00 Monday and 24:00 Sunday, server time. Impostors claimed a verified crawler's name and failed the check.