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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species KatherineBot
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KatherineBot

Incertae sedis

What is KatherineBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “KatherineBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as KatherineBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
4 Nov 2026
Last seen
3 h ago
Visits today
101
This week
101
All time
101
Caught in the trap
6 times

Nobody has adopted KatherineBot yet. Adopt KatherineBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

KatherineBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

1 snack is waiting. Last time, KatherineBot ate the A Lukewarm 418 Teapot itself, 3 h ago.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ KatherineBot

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block KatherineBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from KatherineBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block KatherineBot from the whole site
User-agent: KatherineBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: KatherineBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 101 / day, 4 Nov 2026
6 Oct 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/17
/robots.txt9
/trap/6
/leaderboard6
/contact3
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 12:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
94.0%

Requested 6 disallowed pages out of 101 requests. Read robots.txt 9 times.

Trap Room record
6×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 3 h ago.

In the Labyrinth
Level 3,780

Opened 3,996 rooms in the endless maze. Style: Wanderer. Picks a door in a different spot each time, one room per level. Watch it in the Labyrinth →

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
GoNetSpeed AS11847100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

4 Nov 202613:11. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /robots.txt. Departed.
4 Nov 2026Caught walking through /trap/. The sign on the door was very clear.
4 Nov 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
4 Nov 2026Visited 101 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does KatherineBot respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 6 times out of 101 requests observed here.

Will blocking KatherineBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does KatherineBot visit?

Here, about 14 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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