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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species MotherLoverBot
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MotherLoverBot

Incertae sedis
In the Labyrinth now · level 135,516 · Watch live →

What is MotherLoverBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “MotherLoverBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as MotherLoverBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
7 Oct 2026
Last seen
0 s ago
Visits today
11,514
This week
11,514
All time
11,505
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted MotherLoverBot yet. Adopt MotherLoverBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

MotherLoverBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

3 snacks are waiting.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (MotherLoverBot)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block MotherLoverBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from MotherLoverBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block MotherLoverBot from the whole site
User-agent: MotherLoverBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: MotherLoverBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 11,544 / day
8 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…2,670
/coffee18
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 14:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
0.5%

Requested 11,442 disallowed pages out of 11,505 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

In the Labyrinth
Level 135,516

Opened 11,832 rooms in the endless maze. Style: Wanderer. Picks a door in a different spot each time, one room per level. Watch it in the Labyrinth →

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 2 on file, last 30 days
Cloudflare, Inc. AS1333581%
Osirnet Info Telecom Ltda. AS26245919%
Countries
Brazil BR100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

7 Oct 202615:15. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
7 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
7 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
7 Oct 2026Visited 11,544 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does MotherLoverBot respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 11,442 times.

Will blocking MotherLoverBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does MotherLoverBot visit?

Here, about 1,645 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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