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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species Unclassified automaton
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Unclassified automaton

Incertae sedis

What is Unclassified automaton?

Self-declared bots the keepers have not catalogued yet. Overflow pen for the day’s new arrivals. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as *.

Temperament: assorted. A crowd of strangers in name tags nobody can read.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
2 Oct 2026
Last seen
5 h ago
Visits today
3
This week
3
All time
3
Caught in the trap
Never
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ (various)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

§ II.

How to block Unclassified automaton

Unclassified automaton does not read robots.txt, so a polite sign is wasted on it. Refuse it at your web server or firewall instead. User agents are easy to fake, so pair this with rate limiting.

nginx.conf
# robots.txt will not stop Unclassified automaton. Block it at the server.
# nginx
if ($http_user_agent ~* "\*") {
    return 403;
}

The same thing on Apache:

# Apache (.htaccess)
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} \* [NC]
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 3 / day
3 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/2
/wordpress/1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 10:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 3 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 2 on file, last 30 days
PT. Menaksopal Link Nusantara AS13998167%
IONOS SE AS856033%
Countries
Indonesia ID67%
United States US33%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

2 Oct 202613:54. Arrived without announcement. Consumed / and /wordpress/. Departed.
2 Oct 2026Visited 3 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
2 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does Unclassified automaton respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking Unclassified automaton hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does Unclassified automaton visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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