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HNBot

Incertae sedis

What is HNBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “HNBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as HNBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
9 Oct 2026
Last seen
17 h ago
Visits today
1
This week
1
All time
1
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted HNBot yet. Adopt HNBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

HNBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; HNBot/1.0)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block HNBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from HNBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block HNBot from the whole site
User-agent: HNBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: HNBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 1 / day
10 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 03:00. The keepers are asleep. It knows.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 1 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

No network data for these visits yet. The zoo looks networks up in a local database, which may still be downloading.

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

9 Oct 202603:22. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /. Departed.
9 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does HNBot respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking HNBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does HNBot visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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