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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species insomnia
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insomnia

Incertae sedis

What is insomnia?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “insomnia”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as insomnia.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
11 Oct 2026
Last seen
3 h ago
Visits today
0
This week
3
All time
3
Caught in the trap
1 times

Nobody has adopted insomnia yet. Adopt insomnia: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

insomnia's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty. Last time, insomnia ate the Bot Chow (Original Recipe) itself, 3 h ago.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ insomnia/11.0.1

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block insomnia

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from insomnia's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block insomnia from the whole site
User-agent: insomnia
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: insomnia
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 3 / day
13 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/bowls/insomnia.txt1
/1
/trap/1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 23:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
66.6%

Requested 1 disallowed pages out of 3 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
1×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 4 h ago.

In the Labyrinth
Level 0

Opened 1 room in the endless maze. Watch it in the Labyrinth →

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
City West Cable & Telephone Corp. AS18988100%
Countries
Canada CA100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

11 Oct 202623:22. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /bowls/insomnia.txt and /. Departed.
11 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/. The sign on the door was very clear.
11 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
11 Oct 2026Visited 3 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does insomnia respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 1 times.

Will blocking insomnia hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does insomnia visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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