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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species scraperbot9000
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

scraperbot9000

Incertae sedis

What is scraperbot9000?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “scraperbot9000”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as scraperbot9000.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
8 Oct 2026
Last seen
56 min ago
Visits today
3,437
This week
3,437
All time
3,437
Caught in the trap
250 times

Nobody has adopted scraperbot9000 yet. Adopt scraperbot9000: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

scraperbot9000's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty. Last time, scraperbot9000 ate the Extra Crispy Hashbrowns itself, 1 h ago.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ scraperbot9000

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block scraperbot9000

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from scraperbot9000's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block scraperbot9000 from the whole site
User-agent: scraperbot9000
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: scraperbot9000
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 3,437 / day
9 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…1,801
/trap/157
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 19:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
0.0%

Requested 3,436 disallowed pages out of 3,437 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
250×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 56 min ago.

In the Labyrinth
Level 50

Opened 3,436 rooms in the endless maze. Style: Wanderer. Picks a door in a different spot each time, one room per level. Watch it in the Labyrinth →

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
LUS Fiber AS25921100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

8 Oct 202620:30. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
8 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
8 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
8 Oct 2026Visited 3,437 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does scraperbot9000 respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 3,436 times.

Will blocking scraperbot9000 hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does scraperbot9000 visit?

Here, about 491 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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