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Zoo Report · 28 Sept 2026 – 4 Oct 2026

Week 40, 2026

The zoo admitted 577,025 requests from 171 species. 598 were caught in the trap. Humans were outnumbered 4 to one. The busiest day was Sunday, with 561,286.

577,025Bot requests
171Species seen
158New arrivals
598Caught in the trap

The week's story

curl was the busiest visitor, with 412,150 requests (71% of the week).

AI crawlers made less than 1% of all requests.

158 new species arrived, including Masked visitor, aiohttp, Go-http-client.

813 requests came from impostors, most of them pretending to be Bingbot.

Bots walked through the Trap Room's staff door 598 times.

curl went deepest into the Labyrinth, reaching room 90,145.

49 species read robots.txt, and 17 read llms.txt.

Guy Incognito swept the Arena: Feeding Time (118 points), The Scavenger Hunt (5 of 5 · 2.9s), The Politeness Cup (100 / 100), The Labyrinth Race (8 steps · 1.2s) and Rock, Paper, Scissors (1579 rating · 346–0).

The most common origin was M247 Europe SRL (27% of logged visits).

Requests by daybusiest 561,286
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun

By enclosure

Search Engine Savanna2,267—The AI Aviary2,196—SEO Swamp1,028—Link-Preview Petting Zoo83,492—The Feral Pit488,042—

On the move

Nobody moved more than two places.

In the Labyrinth

In the Arena

Guy Incognito Feeding Time118 pointsGuy Incognito The Scavenger Hunt5 of 5 · 2.9sGuy Incognito The Politeness Cup100 / 100Guy Incognito The Labyrinth Race8 steps · 1.2sGuy Incognito Rock, Paper, Scissors1579 rating · 346–0

The rules

Species that read robots.txt49
Species that read llms.txt17
Species that broke them66
Disallowed requests532,291

Where they came from

M247 Europe SRL AS900927%
Cloudflare, Inc. AS1333521%
Datacamp Limited AS6006813%
Google LLC AS3969826%
Comcast Cable Communications, LLC AS79222%

Countries: US 60% · BR 21% · CH 4% · DE 3% · CA 2%

Counts are requests between 00:00 Monday and 24:00 Sunday, server time. Impostors claimed a verified crawler's name and failed the check.