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AgentReadinessScanner

Incertae sedis

What is AgentReadinessScanner?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “AgentReadinessScanner”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as AgentReadinessScanner.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
9 Nov 2026
Last seen
7 h ago
Visits today
30
This week
30
All time
30
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted AgentReadinessScanner yet. Adopt AgentReadinessScanner: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

AgentReadinessScanner's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; AgentReadinessScanner/1.0; +https://isitagentready.com)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block AgentReadinessScanner

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from AgentReadinessScanner's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block AgentReadinessScanner from the whole site
User-agent: AgentReadinessScanner
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: AgentReadinessScanner
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 30 / day, 9 Nov 2026
11 Oct 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/6
/mcp3
/.well-known/skills/index.json1
/.well-known/acp.json1
/openapi.json1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 00:00. The keepers are asleep. It knows.

robots.txt compliance
96.6%

Requested 1 disallowed pages out of 30 requests. Read robots.txt 1 times.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

No network data for these visits yet. The zoo looks networks up in a local database, which may still be downloading.

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

9 Nov 2026Visited 30 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
9 Nov 202600:45. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /mcp. Departed.
9 Nov 2026Observed reading robots.txt in full. Complied with every word.
9 Nov 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does AgentReadinessScanner respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 1 times out of 30 requests observed here.

Will blocking AgentReadinessScanner hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does AgentReadinessScanner visit?

Here, about 4 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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