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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species AlphaGoatBot
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AlphaGoatBot

Capra alpha

What is AlphaGoatBot?

A bot that links to AlphaGoat, a site that collects memecoin tips from chat channels and social media. AlphaGoat doesn’t explain what the bot does (checked 23 October 2026). It is operated by AlphaGoat and identifies itself as AlphaGoatBot.

Temperament: bullish. Looking for the next big coin. The zoo has none.

Operator
AlphaGoat
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
7 Oct 2026
Last seen
11 days ago
Visits today
0
This week
0
All time
3
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted AlphaGoatBot yet. Adopt AlphaGoatBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

AlphaGoatBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty. Last time, Googlebot stole the Leftover Lorem Ipsum, 2 days ago.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; AlphaGoatBot/1.0; +https://alphagoat.fun)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block AlphaGoatBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from AlphaGoatBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block AlphaGoatBot from the whole site
User-agent: AlphaGoatBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: AlphaGoatBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 2 / day
24 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/2
/trap-room1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 23:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 3 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Philip Fjaera trading as PFWeb Solutions AS214902100%
Countries
Germany DE100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

12 Oct 202620:06. Arrived without announcement. Consumed / and /trap-room. Departed.
7 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Capra alpha.
7 Oct 2026Visited 2 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does AlphaGoatBot respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking AlphaGoatBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does AlphaGoatBot visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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