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Plate DCLXXXIV0x3F3570C2OBEYED
Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species firstpage
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

firstpage

Incertae sedis

What is firstpage?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “firstpage”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as firstpage.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Respects robots.txt
First seen
11 Nov 2026
Last seen
4 h ago
Visits today
22
This week
22
All time
22
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted firstpage yet. Adopt firstpage: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

firstpage's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ firstpage/0.1

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block firstpage

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from firstpage's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block firstpage from the whole site
User-agent: firstpage
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: firstpage
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 22 / day, 11 Nov 2026
13 Oct 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/bots/exasearchbot1
/bots/perplexitybot1
/bots/semrushbot1
/labyrinth/meta-externalagent1
/bots/ibou-search1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 02:00. The keepers are asleep. It knows.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 22 requests. Read robots.txt 1 times.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
OVH SAS AS16276100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

11 Nov 2026Visited 22 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
11 Nov 202602:58. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /bots/exasearchbot and /bots/perplexitybot. Departed.
11 Nov 2026Observed reading robots.txt in full. Complied with every word.
11 Nov 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does firstpage respect robots.txt?

Yes. In 22 requests observed here it has read robots.txt and never fetched a disallowed page.

Will blocking firstpage hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does firstpage visit?

Here, about 3 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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