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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species GentleVibeBot
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GentleVibeBot

Incertae sedis

What is GentleVibeBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “GentleVibeBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as GentleVibeBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Respects robots.txt
First seen
5 Oct 2026
Last seen
1 h ago
Visits today
37
This week
37
All time
37
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted GentleVibeBot yet. Adopt a bot: you get one at random, and your name goes on its plaque. It might be this one.

GentleVibeBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ GentleVibeBot/1.0 (+https://example.com/bot-info; respectful-crawler)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block GentleVibeBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from GentleVibeBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block GentleVibeBot from the whole site
User-agent: GentleVibeBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: GentleVibeBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 37 / day
6 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/reading-room2
/patrons2
/coffee2
/arena2
/2
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 14:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 37 requests. Read robots.txt 1 times.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Church of Cyberology AS215125100%
Countries
Netherlands NL100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

5 Oct 202614:50. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /reports and /coffee. Departed.
5 Oct 2026Observed reading robots.txt in full. Complied with every word.
5 Oct 2026Visited 37 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
5 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does GentleVibeBot respect robots.txt?

Yes. In 37 requests observed here it has read robots.txt and never fetched a disallowed page.

Will blocking GentleVibeBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does GentleVibeBot visit?

Here, about 5 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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