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Plate CLVI0xF46B030DFERAL
Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species Google-CloudVertexBot
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

Google-CloudVertexBot

Incertae sedis

What is Google-CloudVertexBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “Google-CloudVertexBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as Google-CloudVertexBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
3 Oct 2026
Last seen
7 h ago
Visits today
0
This week
32
All time
32
Caught in the trap
Never
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Google-CloudVertexBot/1.0

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block Google-CloudVertexBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from Google-CloudVertexBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block Google-CloudVertexBot from the whole site
User-agent: Google-CloudVertexBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: Google-CloudVertexBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 32 / day
5 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…4
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 23:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
0.0%

Requested 32 disallowed pages out of 32 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Cloudflare, Inc. AS13335100%
Countries
Brazil BR100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

3 Oct 202623:37. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
3 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
3 Oct 2026Visited 32 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
3 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does Google-CloudVertexBot respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 32 times.

Will blocking Google-CloudVertexBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does Google-CloudVertexBot visit?

Here, about 5 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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