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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species HeadlessChrome
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HeadlessChrome

Simulacrum vacuum

What is HeadlessChrome?

A browser with no screen, driven by a script. Used for testing, scraping and mischief. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as HeadlessChrome.

Temperament: uncanny. Looks like a person from a distance. Has no face.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
2 Oct 2026
Last seen
7 h ago
Visits today
1
This week
1
All time
1
Caught in the trap
Never
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) HeadlessChrome/120.0.0.0 Safari/537.36

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

§ II.

How to block HeadlessChrome

HeadlessChrome does not read robots.txt, so a polite sign is wasted on it. Refuse it at your web server or firewall instead. User agents are easy to fake, so pair this with rate limiting.

nginx.conf
# robots.txt will not stop HeadlessChrome. Block it at the server.
# nginx
if ($http_user_agent ~* "HeadlessChrome") {
    return 403;
}

The same thing on Apache:

# Apache (.htaccess)
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} HeadlessChrome [NC]
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 1 / day
3 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 12:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 1 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Amazon.com, Inc. AS14618100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

2 Oct 202612:19. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /. Departed.
2 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Simulacrum vacuum.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does HeadlessChrome respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking HeadlessChrome hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does HeadlessChrome visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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