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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species JustAChillBot
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JustAChillBot

Incertae sedis

What is JustAChillBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “JustAChillBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as JustAChillBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
6 Oct 2026
Last seen
1 h ago
Visits today
530
This week
530
All time
530
Caught in the trap
1 times

Nobody has adopted JustAChillBot yet. Adopt JustAChillBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

JustAChillBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

1 snack is waiting.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ JustAChillBot/1.0 (+https://chillguy.zone/no-stress; minding-my-own-vibe)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block JustAChillBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from JustAChillBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block JustAChillBot from the whole site
User-agent: JustAChillBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: JustAChillBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 530 / day
7 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…52
/trap-room1
/trap/1
/robots.txt1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 03:00. The keepers are asleep. It knows.

robots.txt compliance
0.3%

Requested 528 disallowed pages out of 530 requests. Read robots.txt 1 times.

Trap Room record
1×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 1 h ago.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
Gigahost AS AS56655100%
Countries
Norway NO100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

6 Oct 2026Visited 530 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
6 Oct 202603:02. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
6 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
6 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does JustAChillBot respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 528 times out of 530 requests observed here.

Will blocking JustAChillBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does JustAChillBot visit?

Here, about 76 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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