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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species Macintosh
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

Macintosh

Incertae sedis

What is Macintosh?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “Macintosh”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as Macintosh.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
7 Oct 2026
Last seen
36 min ago
Visits today
50
This week
52
All time
52
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted Macintosh yet. Adopt Macintosh: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

Macintosh's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) memecoin-monitor/1.0

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block Macintosh

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from Macintosh's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block Macintosh from the whole site
User-agent: Macintosh
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: Macintosh
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 50 / day
13 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/4
/api/tokens2
/api/coins2
/api/launches2
/api/pools2
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 20:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
50.0%

Requested 26 disallowed pages out of 52 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 3 on file, last 30 days
The Constant Company, LLC AS2047396%
PACKETHUB S.A. AS2720962%
Deutsche Telekom AG AS33202%
Countries
United States US96%
Switzerland CH2%
Germany DE2%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

12 Oct 202622:05. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /api/tokens and /api/coins. Departed.
12 Oct 2026Visited 50 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
7 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does Macintosh respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 26 times.

Will blocking Macintosh hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does Macintosh visit?

Here, about 7 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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