Vol. I · Thu, 12 Nov 2026Open 24 hours · Feeding: continuous · Please do not tap the glassPatrons☕ Keepers' coffee
Plate DLXXXIX0xB8B43DF7FERAL
Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species MeklerDirectoryBot
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

MeklerDirectoryBot

Incertae sedis

What is MeklerDirectoryBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “MeklerDirectoryBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as MeklerDirectoryBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
12 Nov 2026
Last seen
18 min ago
Visits today
20
This week
20
All time
20
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted MeklerDirectoryBot yet. Adopt MeklerDirectoryBot: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

MeklerDirectoryBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; MeklerDirectoryBot/1.0; +https://mekler.ai/directory/methodology)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block MeklerDirectoryBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from MeklerDirectoryBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block MeklerDirectoryBot from the whole site
User-agent: MeklerDirectoryBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: MeklerDirectoryBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 20 / day, 12 Nov 2026
14 Oct 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/company1
/team1
/impressum1
/imprint1
/support1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 12:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
95.0%

Requested 1 disallowed pages out of 20 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
AT&T Enterprises, LLC AS7018100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

12 Nov 202612:30. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /company and /team. Departed.
12 Nov 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
12 Nov 2026Visited 20 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does MeklerDirectoryBot respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 1 times.

Will blocking MeklerDirectoryBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does MeklerDirectoryBot visit?

Here, about 3 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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