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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species teahub-oracle
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teahub-oracle

Incertae sedis

What is teahub-oracle?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “teahub-oracle”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as teahub-oracle.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Has not read the rules
First seen
11 Nov 2026
Last seen
1 days ago
Visits today
0
This week
3
All time
3
Caught in the trap
Never

Nobody has adopted teahub-oracle yet. Adopt teahub-oracle: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

teahub-oracle's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ teahub-oracle/0.6

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block teahub-oracle

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from teahub-oracle's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block teahub-oracle from the whole site
User-agent: teahub-oracle
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: teahub-oracle
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 3 / day, 11 Nov 2026
15 Oct 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/mcp3
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 22:00. After dark, like a burglar.

robots.txt compliance
100.0%

Requested 0 disallowed pages out of 3 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
Clean

Has never followed the hidden link to /trap/. Either well trained or very lucky.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
CacheFly AS30081100%
Countries
United States US100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

11 Nov 202622:11. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /mcp. Departed.
11 Nov 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
11 Nov 2026Visited 3 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does teahub-oracle respect robots.txt?

We can't say yet. It has not fetched robots.txt here, and it has not touched a disallowed page either.

Will blocking teahub-oracle hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does teahub-oracle visit?

Here, about 0 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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