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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species TrapSeekerBot
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TrapSeekerBot

Incertae sedis

What is TrapSeekerBot?

A self-declared bot that is not in the keepers' catalogue yet. It calls itself “TrapSeekerBot”. It is operated by Unknown and identifies itself as TrapSeekerBot.

Temperament: unknown. Recently arrived. The keepers are still taking notes.

Operator
Unknown
Conservation status
Feral
First seen
5 Oct 2026
Last seen
1 h ago
Visits today
484
This week
484
All time
484
Caught in the trap
1 times

Nobody has adopted TrapSeekerBot yet. Adopt a bot: you get one at random, and your name goes on its plaque. It might be this one.

TrapSeekerBot's food bowl

the bowl, as bots see it

1 snack is waiting.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ TrapSeekerBot/6.6.6 (FeedMeTraps; +http://fuck-robots-txt.com)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block TrapSeekerBot

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from TrapSeekerBot's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block TrapSeekerBot from the whole site
User-agent: TrapSeekerBot
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: TrapSeekerBot
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 484 / day
6 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/trap/r/…35
/trap/1
/trap-room1
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 14:00. Office hours, like a professional.

robots.txt compliance
0.4%

Requested 482 disallowed pages out of 484 requests. Never read robots.txt.

Trap Room record
1×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 1 h ago.

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 1 on file, last 30 days
CONTENT DELIVERY NETWORK LTD AS13188100%
Countries
Ukraine UA100%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

5 Oct 202614:39. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /trap/r/…. Departed.
5 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/r/…. The sign on the door was very clear.
5 Oct 2026Visited 484 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
5 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Incertae sedis.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does TrapSeekerBot respect robots.txt?

No. It has never requested robots.txt here, and it has fetched disallowed pages 482 times.

Will blocking TrapSeekerBot hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does TrapSeekerBot visit?

Here, about 69 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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