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Kingdom Automata›Phylum HTTP›Order Scanners›Family Unidentified›Species YaK
Specimen file · The Feral Pit

YaK

Bos taciturnus

What is YaK?

A crawler whose user agent links to linkfluence.com, a social-listening company, and gives the address bot@linkfluence.com. That site now redirects to Meltwater, and neither explains the bot (checked 23 October 2026). It is operated by Unknown (links to Linkfluence) and identifies itself as YaK.

Temperament: persistent. Visits every day. Has never said why.

Operator
Unknown (links to Linkfluence)
Conservation status
Selectively obedient
First seen
2 Oct 2026
Last seen
3 h ago
Visits today
14
This week
240
All time
1,062
Caught in the trap
47 times

Nobody has adopted YaK yet. Adopt YaK: your name goes on a plaque on this page for a year.

The bowl is empty.

5 of 5 tokens left today
§ I.

Identification

Its full user-agent string, exactly as it arrives at the gate:

User-Agent
$ Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; YaK/1.0; http://linkfluence.com/; bot@linkfluence.com)

There is no operator to verify against. This name is what software calls itself when nobody gave it one.

Identity check · logged visits, last 30 days
IdentityNothing to check against

No operator stands behind this name, so there is nothing to check its visits against.

§ II.

How to block YaK

Add these two lines to the robots.txt file at the root of your site. Well-behaved crawlers read it before they crawl, so the change applies from YaK's next visit. Nothing else on your site needs to change.

robots.txt
# Block YaK from the whole site
User-agent: YaK
Disallow: /

Or let it visit but keep it away from part of the site:

# Let it in, but keep it out of one room
User-agent: YaK
Allow: /
Disallow: /members/
§ III.

Observed behaviour

Visits, last 30 dayspeak 166 / day
24 Sept 2026today
Diet · pages most often eaten
/397
/robots.txt79
/og/home.png74
/trap/47
/feed.xml41
Visiting hours
00h – 11h12h – 23h

Most active around 05:00. The keepers are asleep. It knows.

robots.txt compliance
95.5%

Requested 47 disallowed pages out of 1,062 requests. Read robots.txt 79 times.

Trap Room record
47×

Walked through the hidden /trap/ door. Last caught 11 h ago.

In the Labyrinth
Level 0

Opened 47 rooms in the endless maze. Watch it in the Labyrinth →

§ IV.

Where it comes from

Scripts and scanners run from wherever their owners rent a server. These are the networks behind the visits on file:

Networks · 56 on file, last 30 days
Akamai Technologies, Inc. AS6394929%
Hetzner Online GmbH AS2494025%
Comcast Cable Communications, LLC AS792210%
Mythic Beasts Ltd AS446846%
Microsoft Corporation AS80753%
OVH SAS AS162763%
Freedom Internet BV AS2062382%
wilhelm.tel GmbH AS159432%
Countries
United States US48%
Germany DE24%
United Kingdom GB7%
Finland FI6%
Netherlands NL3%
Canada CA3%
France FR2%
Slovenia SI1%

Networks and countries come from the visitor's IP address, looked up in a local copy of the DB-IP database. The addresses themselves are never stored.

§ V.

Keeper's field notes

23 Oct 202605:23. Arrived without announcement. Consumed /bots/adsbot-google and /bots/awariobot. Departed.
22 Oct 2026Caught walking through /trap/. The sign on the door was very clear.
16 Oct 2026Visited 166 times in a single day. Keeper unable to establish why.
2 Oct 2026First recorded at the gate. Entered in the register as Bos taciturnus.
§ VI.

Questions site owners ask

Does YaK respect robots.txt?

Mostly. It reads robots.txt, but it has fetched a disallowed page 47 times out of 1,062 requests observed here.

Will blocking YaK hurt my search rankings?

No. Nothing respectable will miss it.

How often does YaK visit?

Here, about 34 requests a day over the last week. Visits to your site depend on its size, how often it changes, and how many links point to it.

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