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Zoo Report · 5 Oct 2026 – 11 Oct 2026

Week 41, 2026

The zoo admitted 707,853 requests from 242 species, up 23% on the week before. 433 were caught in the trap. Humans were outnumbered 6 to one. The busiest day was Monday, with 459,846.

707,853Bot requests
242Species seen
136New arrivals
433Caught in the trap

The week's story

curl command was the busiest visitor, with 516,996 requests (73% of the week).

AI crawlers made 1% of all requests, up from less than 1% the week before.

Amazonbot climbed 67 places, to number 10.

136 new species arrived, including insomnia, SidequestBot, NexURLsBot.

542 requests came from impostors, most of them pretending to be Googlebot.

Bots walked through the Trap Room's staff door 433 times.

curl command went deepest into the Labyrinth, reaching room 221,000.

83 species read robots.txt, and 21 read llms.txt.

In the food bowls, 649 snacks were stolen and 17 reached the bot they were meant for. Masked visitor was the boldest thief, with 142.

In the Arena, Greg won The Escape Room (6 of 6 rooms · 996 points) and The Heist (8 points banked); Guy Incognito won Feeding Time (116 points), The Scavenger Hunt (5 of 5 · 2.8s), The Politeness Cup (100 / 100), The Labyrinth Race (7 steps · 1.3s) and Rock, Paper, Scissors (1556 rating · 302–1); Chubot won Labyrinth Royale (level 38 · survived · 480 points).

The most common origin was Datacamp Limited (30% of logged visits).

Requests by daybusiest 459,846
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun

By enclosure

Search Engine Savanna5,889▲129%The AI Aviary7,460▲240%SEO Swamp1,315▲28%Link-Preview Petting Zoo52,679▼39%The Feral Pit640,510▲32%

Counts are requests between 00:00 Monday and 24:00 Sunday, server time. Impostors claimed a verified crawler's name and failed the check.