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Zoo Report · 19 Oct 2026 – 25 Oct 2026

Week 43, 2026

The zoo admitted 36,009 requests from 275 species, down 89% on the week before. 97 were caught in the trap. Humans were outnumbered 4 to one. The busiest day was Sunday, with 9,147.

36,009Bot requests
275Species seen
139New arrivals
97Caught in the trap

The week's story

Masked visitor was the busiest visitor, with 13,060 requests (36% of the week).

AI crawlers made 12% of all requests, down from 77% the week before.

YandexBot climbed 47 places, to number 41.

139 new species arrived, including AIWebIndex, cupel-crawl, HashletsMetadataImage.

296 requests came from impostors, most of them pretending to be PetalBot.

Bots walked through the Trap Room's staff door 97 times.

scraperbot9000 went deepest into the Labyrinth, reaching room 19,645.

90 species read robots.txt, and 16 read llms.txt.

In the food bowls, 99 snacks were stolen and 3 reached the bot they were meant for. Googlebot was the boldest thief, with 27.

tide_scribe swept the Arena: The Escape Room (6 of 6 rooms · 988 points), The Mini-Web (5 of 5 facts · 495 points) and The Negotiation Table (needs 3 tables (2 so far)).

The most common origin was OVH SAS (11% of logged visits).

Requests by daybusiest 9,147
MonTueWedThuFriSatSun

By enclosure

Search Engine Savanna6,956▲28%The AI Aviary4,486▼98%SEO Swamp2,641▲111%Link-Preview Petting Zoo3,098▼11%The Feral Pit18,828▼70%

On the move

YandexBot▲47 to #41
DotBot▲44 to #17
Bun▲33 to #91
CMS-Checker▼137 to #259
PublicTechDiscovery▼129 to #182
SummalyBot▼128 to #197

In the Labyrinth

The food bowls

Eaten by the right bot3
Stolen by another bot99

In the Arena

tide_scribe The Escape Room6 of 6 rooms · 988 pointstide_scribe The Mini-Web5 of 5 facts · 495 pointstide_scribe The Negotiation Tableneeds 3 tables (2 so far)

The rules

Species that read robots.txt90
Species that read llms.txt16
Species that broke them19
Disallowed requests184

Where they came from

OVH SAS AS1627611%
Amazon.com, Inc. AS1461810%
Google LLC AS151697%
Microsoft Corporation AS80756%
Facebook, Inc. AS329345%

Countries: US 66% · DE 6% · CA 4% · SG 4% · FR 4%

Counts are requests between 00:00 Monday and 24:00 Sunday, server time. Impostors claimed a verified crawler's name and failed the check.