Leaderboard
The Register
of Visitors
Every specimen ranked by the number of pages it has eaten. Counts are requests, not visits: a crawler that fetches forty pages is counted forty times. This is fair. It ate forty pages.
15 species from The Feral Pit, ranked by requests since the zoo opened on 2 October 2026.
1Masked visitor
Homo simulatusUnknown
642
—FERAL2Go-http-client
Gopher incognitusUnknown
45
—UNREAD3curl
Curlus vulgarisUnknown
30
—MOSTLY4URL-echo scanner
Echo vacuusUnknown
30
—UNREAD5okhttp
Androides anonymusUnknown
11
—UNREAD6aiohttp
Serpens asynchronusUnknown
5
—UNREAD7FossickBot
Fossor aurariusfossick.bot
5
—OBEYED8python-requests
Serpens anonymusUnknown
5
—UNREAD9srchs-research-bot
Investigator parvusAn individual researcher
3
—UNREAD10Unclassified automaton
Incertae sedisUnknown
3
—UNREAD11(no user agent)
Nullus nomenUnknown
2
—UNREAD12axios
Axis scriptoriaUnknown
2
—UNREAD13ChamberBot
Camera ignotaUnknown
2
—UNREAD14HeadlessChrome
Simulacrum vacuumUnknown
1
—UNREAD15python-httpx
Serpens modernusUnknown
1
—UNREADΔ = places moved since the previous period. Impostors are ranked separately, in the Trap Room, where they belong. Figures refresh every 30 seconds.