Leaderboard
The Register
of Visitors
Every specimen ranked by the number of pages it has eaten. Counts are requests, not visits: a crawler that fetches forty pages is counted forty times. This is fair. It ate forty pages.
25 species from all enclosures, ranked by requests since the zoo opened on 2 October 2026.
1Masked visitor
Homo simulatusUnknown
642
—FERAL2ClaudeBot
Lector anthropicusAnthropic
80
—OBEYED3Go-http-client
Gopher incognitusUnknown
45
—UNREAD4curl
Curlus vulgarisUnknown
30
—MOSTLY5URL-echo scanner
Echo vacuusUnknown
30
—UNREAD6Googlebot
Googlebotus maximusGoogle
29
—OBEYED7Bingbot
Bingus redmondiiMicrosoft
14
—OBEYED8okhttp
Androides anonymusUnknown
11
—UNREAD9AgentTrustBot
Fiducia agentiumAgentTrust
6
—OBEYED10Google-InspectionTool
Googlebotus inspectorGoogle
6
—UNREAD11aiohttp
Serpens asynchronusUnknown
5
—UNREAD12FossickBot
Fossor aurariusfossick.bot
5
—OBEYED13python-requests
Serpens anonymusUnknown
5
—UNREAD14srchs-research-bot
Investigator parvusAn individual researcher
3
—UNREAD15Unclassified automaton
Incertae sedisUnknown
3
—UNREAD16(no user agent)
Nullus nomenUnknown
2
—UNREAD17Applebot
Pomum cupertinumApple
2
—OBEYED18archive.org_bot
Memoria aeternaInternet Archive
2
—UNREAD19axios
Axis scriptoriaUnknown
2
—UNREAD20ChamberBot
Camera ignotaUnknown
2
—UNREAD21Google-Display-Ads-Bot
Lucrator ostendensGoogle
2
—UNREAD22Pandalytics
Ursus dominiorumDomainsBot
2
—OBEYED23DomainArrivalsBot
Advena dominiorumDomainArrivals
1
—UNREAD24HeadlessChrome
Simulacrum vacuumUnknown
1
—UNREAD25python-httpx
Serpens modernusUnknown
1
—UNREADΔ = places moved since the previous period. Impostors are ranked separately, in the Trap Room, where they belong. Figures refresh every 30 seconds.